- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to make everything worse

Liam Brudenell

The power to be powerless

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

The power of exploding when you think.

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to sneeze scissors

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to hear in the dark.

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The ability to get shot, for real.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to chew with your tongue

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The power to see you're self in a mirror

Pointless Super Powers