- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to burn the sun.

the power to any ugly person love you.

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

The power of becoming an apple tree

The power to smile uncontrollably.

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The Power to believe you have superpowers

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

The power to lick anything except pussy.

The power to smell a fart upwind.

Pointless Super Powers