- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

To be able to summon old people

The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The power to reed a platypus mind.

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

Nope. Just nope.

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

the ability to look into your brain

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to fart rainbows

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

Pointless Super Powers