- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

the power to hovertate

The power to reed a platypus mind.

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

Nope. Just nope.

The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

the power to become demented

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

The power of learning

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to see through things that are invisible.

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

Pointless Super Powers