The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to poo.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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the power to fail at life

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!