The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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the power to do nothing

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to be powerless

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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power to have no power at all

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!