The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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the power to die

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!