the ability to wake up on an elephant

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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the power to become demented

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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yo mama

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power of 12% levetation

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Liam Brudenell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!