The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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the power to create a meme

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The power to predict the present

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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the power to smell like ham

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to become powerless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!