- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

The power to state the obvious at will.

The Power to believe you have superpowers

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

the power to be Justin bieber

get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

The ability to think of an ability - JW

The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

the power to eat when your hungry

The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

The power.

The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

The power of having the highest rated comment

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

The power to block your own powers

The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

Pointless Super Powers