The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to be alone

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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open up pickles glass

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!