The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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the power to turn into a tree

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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the power to sit

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!