The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The ability to be poor for life

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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the power to morph into yourself

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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ability to run very fast forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!