- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

the ability to wake up on an elephant

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The power to be normal and average

The ability to get up from the couch.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

the power to morph into yourself

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

ability to run very fast forever

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

the power to control nothing

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

Power to instantly turn drunk

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

the power to enter a coma.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

Pointless Super Powers