the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

thumb_up thumb_down +77

The power to fly inside of airplanes

thumb_up thumb_down +75

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

thumb_up thumb_down +73

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

thumb_up thumb_down +73

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

thumb_up thumb_down +73

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

thumb_up thumb_down +71

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

thumb_up thumb_down +71

The power to see through glass

thumb_up thumb_down +69

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

thumb_up thumb_down +69

The power to make remotes invisible

thumb_up thumb_down +69

make youself dumb

thumb_up thumb_down +69

?u?op ?p?sdn ????? o? ???od ???

thumb_up thumb_down +61

Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The power to find the droid you're looking for.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

the power to die

thumb_up thumb_down +55

The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

thumb_up thumb_down +53

The power to speak to toasters

thumb_up thumb_down +51

the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

thumb_up thumb_down +45

The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

thumb_up thumb_down +33

the power to run in slow motion

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

thumb_up thumb_down +17

The ability to play black ops anytime you want

thumb_up thumb_down +15

The power of the most useless power and have that power.

thumb_up thumb_down +170

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!