Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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make youself dumb

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The power to see through glass

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to speak to toasters

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to not see anything

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to control yourself

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!