The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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the power to get sick

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to sharpen a pen

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to die

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!