the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to not see anything

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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the power to turn wine into water.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to smell whore

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!