The power to see through glass

make youself dumb

the power to fire my lazer

the power to see everyone as a tree

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

The power to find the droid you're looking for.

The power to shape-shift only into a human

The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

The power to speak to toasters

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

The power to not see anything

The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

The ability to play black ops anytime you want

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

The power to control yourself

the power to be forever alone

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!