The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The capability to draw penises very well

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to die

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!