- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to walk 1% faster.

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to be an idiot.

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The power to know you don't have a superpower

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

the power to walk on land.

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

the power to time travel to the present

The power to predict the present

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

Pointless Super Powers