- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

To be able to summon old people

The power to draw a perfect circle.

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

Nope. Just nope.

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power of learning

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

Pointless Super Powers