the ability to talk to humans

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to see through windows

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power of love

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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power to age faster

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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to zap people but only yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!