The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to stop existing.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!