The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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the power to do nothing

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!