Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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Aweonao

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!