- Pointless Super Powers

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

The power to murder rocks.

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

the power to become demented

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The power to smell people's moods

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

Liam Brudenell

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

The power to be powerless

power to have no power at all

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!