- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

To be able to summon old people

The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

The power to draw a perfect circle.

The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

the power of the succulent game

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

the ability to look into your brain

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to fart rainbows

The power to control mealworms

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

Pointless Super Powers