The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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Justin Bieber

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!