The power to die and not come back to life.

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boo

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the power to be powerless

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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to poop a penny every year

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The power of christ ;)

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to waste money

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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the ability to talk to humans

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!