to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to like any show

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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the power to melt your bones

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The ability to jump

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!