- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

The power to sing with your buttcheeks

The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

The power to transform gold into nothing.

The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

kabloooeeey!!!

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The power to see the past.

The power of turning butter into concrete.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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Pointless Super Powers