- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The ability to know when men have erections

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to never finish your sentences because

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to run Crysis.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

The power to fail a test everytime

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The Power to fart glitter

Pointless Super Powers