The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to speak only one language

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!