The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The ability to hear fish.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!