The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to see the past.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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Acid tears.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!