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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.
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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.
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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.
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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left
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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.
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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.
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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP
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The power to revive Hitler.
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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day
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The power to live,but only when you are dead
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The power to push "pull" doors
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the power to have an organsim when your a boy
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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.
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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.
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Liam Brudenell
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The power to lick your own elbow
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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.
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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time
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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.
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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind
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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay
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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter
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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.
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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!