The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power think five times slower.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to speak braille.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!