No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!