The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to take edible shits.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The ability to change your weight

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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the power to transform into a rock.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!