The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!