- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power to shit out toilet paper.

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

the power to randomly die at any moment

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

The Power to Read really Small Words

The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

The power to revive Hitler.

The power to live,but only when you are dead

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The ability to swim in water.

The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

The power to grab a cats face

The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

Pointless Super Powers