- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to have any power on this site.

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to be french.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

the power to know when a politician is lying

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The power to smell like body odor at will

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

Pointless Super Powers