- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Liam Brudenell

To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

The power of christ ;)

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

the power to turn into amy rose

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power that turns farts into music.

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

Pointless Super Powers