- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Being alive (until you die).

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The ability to die on command.

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

The power of laser pointer vision.

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to take edible shits.

The ability to eat the red ones last

the power to kill yourself

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

the ability to type slower.

The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

Pointless Super Powers