The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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the power of fart helium

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Delayed Reaction Man

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!