The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The ability to change your weight

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to speak braille.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!