The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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Having the power to stand still

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to be powerless.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to become black!

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to eat food.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!