The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power of being pointless

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!