- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sleep for one thousand years

The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The power of 3 seond super strength,

The power to not have a brain!

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

Pointless Super Powers